Your belly button turns brown
Your feet grow
Your hair grows, but not in good places - on your chest or your abdomen!!
Your breath turns smelly
Your intestines have to move to make room, causing stomach pain
Your nether regions ooze
You can get carpal tunnel (what do the wrists have to do with anything?!)
You can have a missed miscarriage, where you lose the baby but your body doesn't know, so you balloon out with a "water sack" and everyone asks about the baby because you look pregnant but there isn't a baby
You can have the baby and then the baby can have cancer
You can have the baby and then the baby doesn't make it and they have to take out your uterus, too
You can have the baby and have it grow to healthy adulthood but then it just resents you
It's like I want it but also I really don't.