Paradox of Choice

We moved from a one bedroom to a two bedroom and I don't know where to be anymore, now that I have options.

There are TWO couches to choose from? Such luxury! I'll sit on the old one and worry, "but I'm not putting the new one to use!" I'll sit on the new one and woe, "but if I don't use the old one, should we have sold it like we originally thought?"

They warned us too many choices would ruin Millennials. Maybe I'll just wander from room to room eating avocado toast until it becomes clear which one I can put my full passion behind.